ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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