ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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