ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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