ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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