ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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