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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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