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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees are getting different memos now, mostly from a specialist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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