ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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