ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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