ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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