ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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