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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some people run marathons.
You run late, and you still come last.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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