ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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