ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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