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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your complaint has been escalated.
It is now ignored by someone more senior.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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