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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
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