ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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