ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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