ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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