ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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