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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress".
It said the same when you opened it by accident. It'll keep saying it after you've gone, if nobody cancels the subscription.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
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