ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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