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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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