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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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