ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Find your purpose.
It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key to a flat you'll never live in again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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