ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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