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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Step outside your comfort zone.
It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody knows your name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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