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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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