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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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