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TUESDAY, 9 JUNE 1970
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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