ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The best time to start saving was twenty years ago.
The second-best time was also twenty years ago. You missed both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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