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ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED

DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 15 JUNE 1970
He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped to the bar.
You replied in four minutes. That's the part he was counting on.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
  2. You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
  3. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  4. The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
  5. Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
  6. Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
  7. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.

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