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You do that at work for free.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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