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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams
than you've had about anything since 2011.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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