ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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