ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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