ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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