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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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