ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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