ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You rage quit because the game was rigged.
You were also just bad. Both can be true.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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