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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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