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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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