ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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