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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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