ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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