ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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