ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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