ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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