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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 27 MARCH 1972
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
  2. You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
  3. You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
  4. You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
  5. You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
  6. You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
  7. You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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