ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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